Disclaimer

Well my failure to achieve a decent grade in English will ensure that this will be full of grammatical errors and possibly words I have to rewrite at least 3 times before the spellchecker understands what I am trying to spell (although is bound to give me the US spelling). Anyway now that I am fast approaching the that mid-life milestone of 30, I feel the need to write down in a completely faceless way some of my random thoughts. No doubt some of these you may agree with and some you may not, but after spending a few years with my girlfriend and approaching 30 years of my life complete, I have come to question "Am I the only man who thinks these things?". Which brings me round to the point of this post in the first place I love my girlfriend very much and hope that we shall be together for a long time. But in committing these words that I have not written yet to the Internet opens up the possibility for a catastrophic fall-out. So for her benefit or anybody else who happens to know me and if they find this (almost sounds like the A-Team). These are just random thoughts in the secret life of man, written only for the purpose of fulfilling one question "Am I the only man who thinks these things?"