Too much personal grooming

Now there are a few fads and trends that seem to pass me by and currently one of these is the over personal grooming of some men that now frequent the pub. Seriously a bit of wax in your hair, a shave and a wash nothing wrong with that, but whilst at the local the other day up pops some guy next to me waiting to get served. Now he seemed to have taken it to a level way beyond any straight man, waxed eyebrows I only noticed because they were such an odd shape almost stuck in a state of looking like someone had stuck a hot poker up his backside. Moving on this was teamed with an orange perma tan and one of those marvelous haircuts where it seems the more you can fit on your head the better. A side parting at the front, spiked in the middle, shaved at the sides and beautifully topped off with the beginnings of a mullet at the bottom. Actually come to think of it, I wonder if that is the same price as a normal one head one style hair cut or you pay for each one..... Who cares back to point, when did this become a good thing for a man to do, how long does it take them before they are ready to go out, it must be being like a woman. I suppose to sum it all up he ordered a round of drinks a couple of bottles of Bud (come on buy a pint at least) and a bottle of WKD strolled back to his group gave the girl in the group the Bud and he started on the WKD, doh! Come on girls is this what you want from your man someone who has more creams and spends longer in the bathroom?