Einstein and Me

Now I wouldn't have thought that I would have a lot in common with old Albert, but after reading the following quote from him I completely concur.

"Some men spend a lifetime in an attempt to comprehend the complexities of women. Others preoccupy themselves with the simpler tasks such as understanding the theory of relativity"

To be honest if one of the worlds greatest minds struggled, seriously how are the rest of us supposed to understand them. So I'm thinking about taking this quote and actually learning the theory of relativity and then using it any situations where I am required in some way to understand what my girlfriend is thinking or why she reacted in the way that she did.

I have to say one common theme of our conversations is how women's brains work, they seem to just think too much about everything, every possible outcome and then consequence of that outcome and then the reaction to the consequence of that outcome then all the possible outcomes to these and the consequences of these and related reactions to those consequences. Now if you found that complicated to read imagine being able to process that in a second and calculate the percentage of unfavourable outcomes, this is how a woman's brain works all the time. Now when my girlfriend begins to explain this I tell her she thinks to much and if I thought that much about everything I'd never get anything done, say anything and probably go mental. At which points she calls me a insensitive bastard for telling her she's mental. Now a solution to this would just be not to talk at all but this is impractical as then you are deemed to be in a mood and the same applies if you try to apply the above mental process to anything that you are going to say since it takes so long to work it all out there is a uncomfortable silence.

So much like Einstein, don't bother trying to understand it all just say what comes to mind and then baffle her with science.