Why women want to change men

Why do women want to change men, well ask them and they'll say they don't they just need a bit of tweaking. I and many other men out there know that this tweaking is pretty consistent but is not always in the delivered in the preferential man way of just coming out and saying it first time. Now I'm not saying that it never comes in that fashion just usually only when all forms of woman delivery have been exhausted these include

• Telepathy
• Inferred either by picture or comment about a friend
• Suggestion something along the lines of "Wouldn't it be nice if..."
  
• Silence

The problem being is that men are unable to use any of the above communication, which means that after an exhaustive period of time the question is then delivered with some venom as it's been established that you are not willing to change because you have ignored all of the above. Lets take a real world example now if spot any of these I can tell you what she's after.

1. Telepathy - To be honest I can't do this if you can every other man envies you, you absolute bastard.
2. Inferred "Wow I hadn't seen Paul for a while he's looking really good" Now this kind of narrows it down, but you need a good leading question "How do you mean?" "Well really fit looking" Now this is where it becomes some what disguised since they don't want to tell you to change.
3. Suggestion "Wouldn't you like to be able to run a marathon?" Now this is a question were many men including myself fail we take it as it seems and ignore that the important part is like to be able so reply "Hmm get up at 6am to train in the cold and rain, give up alcohol and takeaways... nope I couldn't think of anything worse" Now depending on how many of these suggestion have gone before in the day the next step maybe sidestepped completely.
4. Silence the conversation ends with a look, if you happen to be watch TV you'll miss it and think that the conversation has reached it's logical end.
5. The question now this is delivered depending on length of silence and how many suggestions have been previously ignored and still not in a straightforward manner "So I suppose you just want to sit on the sofa watch tv and go to football on saturday and watch all these athletic men do things you can't" To be honest you still may not get the point and that's the problem.

Women don't want to be perceived as naggers or someone who wants to change you but the fact of the matter is, they do. Being a man you hanker for an easy life and to be honest are quite open to change is just that you had no previous reason to do it because you easy life was with yourself but seriously our easy lives are effected by having to go though the entire above process and not by just being able to say "Your looking a bit fat, I think you should lose a bit of weight and tone up a bit" Now how difficult was that?